Callie Gesels

Ek het dit goed gedink om nog n paar van my gunsteling quotes uit Entourage hier te post. Ari Gold is verseker die coollest motherfucker ever!


Ari: "Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don't answer the phone!"

Johnny Drama: “If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take it in the ass for an Oscar.”

Ari: "It's anal sex night at the Gold’s house I'm gonna go home and punish my wife"

Johnny Drama: “I dont like classically beautiful women. Gimme a nice nose break or a lazy eye.”

Ari: "Its like high school E; you can't fuck the prom queen till she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers"

Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me Ari?
Ari: Only my asshole and penis Lloyd

Ari: I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply: to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherfucking place to the ground! Lloyd, are you with me? [Lloyd remains silent. Ari approaches him] Lloyd, what are you doing? You and me we have a special bond. Come on, let's go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or sexual orientation.
Ari: I can’t swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.

Ari: “What if I told you that I have a 22 inch long cock, is that something you would be interested in?”

Ari: Baby, those tears mean our little girl is gonna stay our little girl for at least another day.
Ari's Wife: Awww, Ari.
Ari: Now, how about a quick blowjob before my Vince dinner?

Ari: You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job. I don't care if its a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silver backed apes. If there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. Ten grand to whoever can get this to me today.
Lloyd: Can I vie for the ten grand prize too, Ari?
Ari: Sure, but you'll get paid in yen.

Ari : "When you're done fuckin' your enemies, fuck'em so more"

Ari: Vince, you’re gonna come back, stronger than ever, like Lance Armstrong, only with two balls!

Ari: Tell Drama he's on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!

Drama: Still bitching about being bitch slapped by a bitch

Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!
Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?